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Scorpion

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  1. 4 months ago
    Thu Aug 23 11:50:05 2018
    S Scorpion posted in We're not very good.

    Have you got a spare room for Adam and me?

  2. 5 months ago
    Wed Aug 22 17:00:36 2018
    S Scorpion posted in We're not very good.

    It all went wrong when you emigrated to Wales Ells. The crowd were blaming you last night.

  3. Tue Jul 31 17:01:43 2018
    S Scorpion posted in It's all go on here.

    Just watching Tipping Point.
    Question: What's the capital of Jersey?
    Contestant's answer: Isle of Wight.
    Honest.

  4. Tue Jul 31 12:37:00 2018
    S Scorpion posted in It's all go on here.

    I heard a bloke in the pub last night saying a friend of his was storing water in the clouds because he was afraid that a drought was on the way, what a load of bollocks!

  5. Sat Jul 28 13:15:28 2018
    S Scorpion posted in It's all go on here.

    I blame the clouds.

  6. Wed Jul 25 19:33:11 2018
    S Scorpion posted in It's all go on here.

    There's talk about the weather warming up.

  7. 7 months ago
    Fri Jun 15 19:28:56 2018
    S Scorpion posted in Knock, knock.

    Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Grandpa
    effin hell! quick, open the coffin.

  8. Tue Jun 5 11:48:52 2018
    S Scorpion posted in Knock, knock.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Opportunity.

    Don't tell lies, opportunity doesn't Knock twice.

  9. Tue Jun 5 11:38:57 2018
    S Scorpion posted in Knock, knock.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?

    No I'm not.

  10. 9 months ago
    Sun Apr 22 14:22:13 2018
    S Scorpion posted in Knock Knock Knock.......

    He's out! He's out! from under the duvet (blanket). No mention of it in the Guardian yesterday.

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