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Just watching Tipping Point.
Question: What's the capital of Jersey?
Contestant's answer: Isle of Wight.
I heard a bloke in the pub last night saying a friend of his was storing water in the clouds because he was afraid that a drought was on the way, what a load of bollocks!
I blame the clouds.
There's talk about the weather warming up.
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
effin hell! quick, open the coffin.
Don't tell lies, opportunity doesn't Knock twice.
No I'm not.
He's out! He's out! from under the duvet (blanket). No mention of it in the Guardian yesterday.
Many a true word spoken in bed though.
I bet that Hud's still under his blanket, whether he's alone I guess we'll never know.