Your mission Walter, should you choose to accept

Boston R
2 February, 2012 - 04:48

...tell me more about our current third choice keeper, Brian Murphy. I discover a few things today from an 'ITK', Murphy would have been between the sticks instead of Cerny, 'cept he strained his groin when enthusiastically masturbating. Roy Keane told him joining us was the way to go. Mr Murphy's soon stepping back up again to the number two spot and is very happy to be a part of our  franch...organisati...family orientated club. Well Walt...your starter for ten, Murphy is from Waterford...

From the little I know

walterfallon
2 February, 2012 - 12:35
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As a young lad he started his goalkeeping career with Manchester City in 2000.  He was out on loan in the lower divisions for most of his time in England, he came back here in 2007 and played 97 games for Bohemians F C (keeping 63 clean sheets).  He was voted goalkeeper of the year on several occasions by the Soccer Writers Association and won League and Cup medals a couple of times with Bohemians F C.  He went to Ipswich Town in 2010, playing 20 games for them until he got injured and soon after rejected a new contract.   Colin rang Roy Keane about him and was told he was the man for the job.  He does seem to pick up a fair amount of injuries, from what I hear he's a good lad, hope it goes well for him. 

ta

Boston R
2 February, 2012 - 12:43
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honest, I knew nothing about the man 'cept he played for Bohemians. The ITK tells me he keeps himself fit by training and helping train Kildare's football GAA squad...seems strange a fella keen on keeping in good nick suffers so?

Lets hope

walterfallon
2 February, 2012 - 12:53
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the rest of his career with the mighty Rs is injury free, he wanted to be a rugby player in his youth.  I must put him on my Saint Jude prayer list. 

blaa blaa blaa

morphine apiary
2 February, 2012 - 17:25
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.. he's from Waterford

and there's

walterfallon
2 February, 2012 - 18:46
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More http://youtu.be/-U7_iNIgGjc

ha ha ha

morphine apiary
2 February, 2012 - 20:32
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that was excellent!

and here's something that rhymes ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSwJ2rjUSdc

Are we all going

walterfallon
2 February, 2012 - 21:23
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Ga Ga   http://youtu.be/t63_HRwdAgk

fa fa fa

morphine apiary
2 February, 2012 - 21:31
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fa fa fa fa fa ..

nice and smooth ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFo7khMeUAw

Ta Ta, this guy (sort of)

walterfallon
2 February, 2012 - 22:22
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Would go well with our new imports , he just missed the transfer deadline.  http://youtu.be/4PEruK3u5q4

Jesus

Boston R
3 February, 2012 - 03:15
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threw the money lenders out of the temple. Rhubarb...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23xQVak2oPk

 

Roobarb

exile
13 February, 2012 - 19:54
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedq1VhaS90

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