it's basically honey I shrunk the javelin ..
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The White Horse could have been used as the Olympic Darts, Pool and Shove Ha'penny Arena
Imagine Ted Hankey or perhaps Cliff Lazarenko in tight spandex GB shirt and shorts. I'm trying not to.
I think its omission may actually relate to its status. Vaguely remember reading yonks back that Darts is basically viewed by the IOC as a pub game rather than a legitimate sport so the class war statement is more accurate than previously thought. This is why Snooker, Tiddlywinks, Shove Hapenny and Modern Drinkathlon can't get a look in either.
What I don't get is why footie squads can only contain 3 over 23's or, as the IOC's puts it, professional players, when the Tennis has the same mens and womens line ups from Wimbleydun, all but guaranteeing a gold for the Williams sistaz and Roger Fedora. Class war within a class war going on there.
"They mostly come out at night, mostly."
aka dressage ... belongs in a dodgy circus shirley. If that's an olympic sport then so is lion-taming.
Moose boxing? Turtle bungy? The list goes on
high antler-entanglement factor - referee would spend most of game saying "come on boys, for the last time .. break!"
I thought Moose Boxing was the art of taking home a very drunk, very unattractive female that you don't intend to acknowledge again after the event. As this brings it perilously close to performing unnatural acts with horses I would move that Moose Boxing be folded into the Dressage and become an Olympic event immediately.
it might save your life.
They're about seven cunting feet tall, when you hit 'em they keel over a come through the windscreen/shield.
You don't want one of them walking up and down your back in heels
Surely the collective noun is an Essex of meese...
I guess that's why they call them Chavellins.
on your left, Aubrey Cunningham - Forbes, he's chosen a beautifully crafted light weight, forty two and half inch long tempered steel, French made Foil. His well toned athleticism highlighted by the brilliantly white tailor made kevlar uniform. His opponent in the gold medal event this evening, Ron Stubbs casually attired in loosely buttoned red nylon shirt and black Marks & Sparks slacks. He's gone for a four inch brass soft tip dart and a rolled up copy of the Daily Mail.
... Stubbs was shot dead by the starter as he drove past in his absurdly modified Citroen Saxo triggering nationwide riots and casual looting.