Changing your surname to Rowling and making the lead penguin a spotty little geek in glasses with a lightening flash on his beak.
Happy Feet and the Half Blood Guppy has a nice ring don't you think?
"They mostly come out at night, mostly."
It was almost suicide inducing.
to have an audience with the pope:
Dopey asks, "Your excellency, I wonder if you could tell me are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
"No Dopey, there aren't" The pope replies
"Well are there any dwarf nuns in Italy? Dopey persists.
"No, none in Italy" the Pope replies again
The other dwarves start to laugh
"Pope!" Dopey demands. "Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?"
"No Dopey", the Pope snaps. "There are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
Whereupon the other dwarves start chanting in unison, "Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!"
Okay I'll get my coat, and as Captain Oates said to Scott "I may be some time"