Right -this is the plan. We collect all the union flags left over from the Jubilee celebrations. Next, we hire an industrial storage unit in Baghdad / Beruit wherever. We then set ourselves up as the 'Anti-Imperialist Western-Scum Protest Flag Suppliers' (est. 2012). Then we advertise on Radio Allah (or similar): 'Lost your rag? Then burn OUR flag!' Sooner or later, our foreign policy will piss them off and then we're quids in!
They're not cheap, but they are good.