This time next year we'll be millionaires

6 June, 2012 - 14:57

Right -this is the plan. We collect all the union flags left over from the Jubilee celebrations. Next, we hire an industrial storage unit in Baghdad / Beruit wherever. We then set ourselves up as the 'Anti-Imperialist Western-Scum Protest Flag Suppliers' (est. 2012). Then we advertise on Radio Allah (or similar): 'Lost your rag? Then burn OUR flag!' Sooner or later, our foreign policy will piss them off and then we're quids in!

Business tip re western scum protest flag suppliers

Boston R (not verified)
7 June, 2012 - 00:48

I know some people who can help

9 June, 2012 - 07:29
St Christopher's picture

They're not cheap, but they are good.

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