Dispose of your rubbish more descretely
I’m known as Exile and I know where you live.
...unless Scorps is John Major or Norman Tebbit in disguise.
Also makes you wonder whether Maggs might have had a Ronnie Reagan life size blow-up love doll, hidden away somewhere.
"On your knees Spot, Mummy wants some good rubber lovin'"
"They mostly come out at night, mostly."
I've still got mine. I pray to it every day.
" If you can hear me Maggie, please find a way to electocute Nick Clegg and Vince Cable"
his has real pubic hair.
Madge with a shaved vadge
My mum had that duvet cover
Bazinga! There - a brace of bazingii