I have long been of the opinion that any grown man walking around in a polyestyer replica football shirt needs to have a serious word with themselves.

yeah Bigger Hoops and dennis

polseven

18 May, 2012 - 13:57

yeah Bigger Hoops and dennis the menace away will always be my prefered choice too

the neck lines seem a bit weird on these too

I havnt like any of the lotto shirts really they are a bit naff next to the coq sportif ones we had before

I'm inspired

morphine apiary

18 May, 2012 - 16:24

the faux-Middlesborough away kit has given me an erection

edit: think there was a rugby league team called the Fauxborough Hardons

hmm

Boston R (not verified)

18 May, 2012 - 18:51

and er

Boston R (not verified)

18 May, 2012 - 19:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdBErOW1GI&feature=topics

MSV

morphine apiary

18 May, 2012 - 21:11

MSV Doppelgänger

Looks like we lost at home

Boston R (not verified)

18 May, 2012 - 21:19

...to our away kit.

better than losing on penalties

morphine apiary

18 May, 2012 - 21:23

to our third kit

How hard can it be to feck up a classic blue and white hooped shirt?! Quite easily in Lotto's case. They only ever made one half decent kit and that was their first effort with the blue shorts, as sported by Dexter, Rowlie, Cookie and the like.

They have no idea at all. Umbro have the best designers at the moment. All three of our kits should be hooped. Pick any colour scheme you want for the away kits. We should always be in hoops regardless. Home or away.

Never once in the Shepherd and Flock

Boston R (not verified)

19 May, 2012 - 01:20

...did you ever mention blue shorts!

I am flabbergasted by the ignorance of ownership / management / sponsors, when it comes to merchandising and fans purchasing kit. Jaysus, bigger is better, broad intimidating bands of blue, persil white shorts, tighty whiteys!

I have rarely come across a Rangers fan who expressed a preference for Reading hoops. (Yes, I know that's a joke waiting to happen).

Fecking up a black & red hooped shirt

dorsetranger

19 May, 2012 - 09:33

Huddersfield away kit 92. To quote Apocalypse Now: 'The horror... the horror...'

It may be heresy

dorsetranger

19 May, 2012 - 09:36

But if we absolutely cannot have a Dennis the Menace away kit then my favourite was the 1995/96 number. Natty and slimming it would appear from the picture.