Max Bygraves...F.Troop!

Maxwall

St Christopher
19 February, 2012 - 11:11
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He used to live a few doors along from my dear old ma in Paradise St, Bermondsey. Apparently he was much loved by the local kids as he used to give them sweets, not outside the skoolgates I should add. He also had six kids himself and, presumably, no radio or TV. Hardly your average Millwall neanderthal.

You could say he had the Max Factor (cue groans)

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As I obviously have no, NO life

Boston R
19 February, 2012 - 17:34
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I've just read Mr Bygraves bio. Interesting enough, but the kids bit caught my attention.

Married to Gladys 'Blossom' Murray in 1942, Max does indeed have six children...

Christine  b 1943...with Blossom

John   b 1946...with Margaret Garriock

Anthony   b 1947...with Blossom

Maxine   b 1951...with Blossom

Beverly   b 1954...with June Mack

Stephen   b 1961...with Pat Marlowe

 

This leads me to believe that Mr Bygraves handed out sweets to the local urchins as half of them were probably his own and...as I join the dots, I must enquire as to who was your father?

 

 

I'll tell you a storeeeeey

St Christopher
20 February, 2012 - 06:05
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I was created in a petridish by a mad scientist in a stormswept castle.

I work as a cabbie in that very area so tonight I asked my punters if they knew Millwall's most famous fan. The only ones who knew him were all older than him. I despair of the younger generation in SE16. Bermondsey's fountain of knowledge would appear to have dried up into a muddy puddle. Either that or it's primordial ooze, which would explain their parentage.

Charlton's fan list astounded me tho', Bjorn Borg! Given how well they're doing this term, it seems resistence really is futile.

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Bermonsey Joyriders

morphine apiary
21 February, 2012 - 19:26
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comin to a shepherds bush toilet near you!

(I wouldn't be suprised if Bos has a choice first-hand anecdote for all the dramatis personae on this bill)

http://www.blowupclub.com/eventinfo.aspx?id=120302r

and if I'm not mistaken the bird with the bob is wearing some kind of qpr concoction

Bermondsey Joyriders = Fecks off without paying the cabbie!

St Christopher
22 February, 2012 - 05:51
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If it's the same Gary Lammin who has a little brother called Michael, he's actually a Charlton boy.

Besides anyone with the talent to have been involved with Joe Strummer couldn't possibly have germinated from the seventh layer of hell. The opposable thumbs are a dead giveaway for a start.

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For Facks Sake Chrissie boy

Boston R
23 February, 2012 - 01:52
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you're Saint, Fiacre!!!  C'mon squire, patron for 'going east', the grapes and a dose...'ere you're not Joe Hylton are ya?

 

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