Karma-Lite Nones

Chaos was rife on the streets of South London as QPR supporters emerged from Norwood Junction station and began firing small pellets of potato at the potato-intolerant Cristal "P-Diddy"Palace supporters.Police confiscated 2 kilos of King Edwards,5 large sacks of Maris Pipers and 200 home-made spud-guns.The instigator of the spuddy attack was seen being led-away by police,some of whom were very keen to be photographed with him,as they believed him to be Frank Le Pomme De Terre,the fairly well-known ESPN pundit.