Just spotted a piece in my local paper

Boston R
17 March, 2010 - 10:19

Says Beckham has had surgery in Finland ! 

Altogether, and remember to keep in tune

exile
17 March, 2010 - 11:18
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Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It's the country for me

You're so near to Russia
So far from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

You're so sadly neglected
And often ignored
A poor second to Belgium
When going abroad

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all

Finland has it all

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Thre things you need to know about Finland

Donaldo
17 March, 2010 - 16:25
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1. They took part in the only war between democracies.


2. There's only one town in England twinned with a town in Finland.


3. The language appears to have been plonked there, bearing no resemblance to thta from any of its neighbours.  And no bugger can get to grips with it.  Apart from Fins, of course.  But brorbaly not Steven Finn.  Or Finbar Saunders.  

And News Elsewhere

morphine apiary
17 March, 2010 - 16:27
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John Terry's Ma just caught shoplifting in Iceland.

You can catch shoplifting?

Donaldo
17 March, 2010 - 16:35
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Is kleptomania contagious?  Must have been from Kerry Catona.

Kerry Catona and John Terry's Mum..

rblockells
17 March, 2010 - 16:39
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Unite and take over..


 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRbp0ZIehk0

It's more similar...

battletank
17 March, 2010 - 16:37
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... to Turkish than anything else.  Both Ural-Altaic in origin, apparently.

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So

Boston R
17 March, 2010 - 22:18
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...they're wogs then?

NO WAGS

exile
17 March, 2010 - 22:39
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Wifes and girlfriends.

But surely you'd bring the wife or the girlfriend.

Bring both, and you're asking for trouble.

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Cor, little bit behind the times there exy

Boston R
17 March, 2010 - 22:47
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...maybe posh enjoys a good snog with his girlfriend !

Homeland

scorpion
18 March, 2010 - 07:31
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I was always of the opinion that the nearer you were to Russia the happier you would be Exile.

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