Just spotted a piece in my local paper
Altogether, and remember to keep in tune

Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Pony trekking or camping
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
It's the country for me
You're so near to Russia
So far from Japan
Quite a long way from Cairo
Lots of miles from Vietnam
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I want to be
Eating breakfast or dinner
Or snack lunch in the hall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all
You're so sadly neglected
And often ignored
A poor second to Belgium
When going abroad
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all
Finland, Finland, Finland
The country where I quite want to be
Your mountains so lofty
Your treetops so tall
Finland, Finland, Finland
Finland has it all
Finland has it all
I’m known as Exile and I know where you live.
Thre things you need to know about Finland

1. They took part in the only war between democracies.
2. There's only one town in England twinned with a town in Finland.
3. The language appears to have been plonked there, bearing no resemblance to thta from any of its neighbours. And no bugger can get to grips with it. Apart from Fins, of course. But brorbaly not Steven Finn. Or Finbar Saunders.
Kerry Catona and John Terry's Mum..

Unite and take over..


Says Beckham has had surgery in Finland !