Tied into a contract until 2015. Great news. Been a fantastic player for us this season.
I’m known as Exile and I know where you live.
He will be sussed next season. Poor mans Stuart Wardley sorry.
..oh dear, that is very funny.. but not really true, is it Joe. Wardley, the furniture remover from Saffron Walden was one of those odd football characters who somehow, despite themselves, manage to put in a strangely effective performance or two and then fade into insignificance. Although Jamie Mackie doesn't have the pace or sublime ball skills of the elite footballers, he possesses something they rarely seem to have, a lion-hearted, never-say-die spirit, which brings its own rewards. And he's scored some really good goals this season, at the very top level. Sure, he'll never be a Van Persie, a Rooney, a Balotelli, or even close, but he's a lot better than people think. Look at his brilliantly taken goal v Liverpool, or that smashing header v City. He's a decent player.
Joseph may be taking the piss.
..I got that Boz!
Similar to the Rs ... overestimate him and he will disappoint, underestimate him and he will surprise. He's been found out a few times this season already but he's still worth having around cos like the drunken monkey in martial arts who doesn't know what he's going to do next .. defenders are still not quite sure how to deal with him.
accused of attacking his trainer
RUN JOE! RUN!
..all the way to Loftus Rd for the half time entertainment gig.
Don't mention Black & Tans, You will start Exile off.
Mixing pale ale and Guinness is just wrong.
...don't really recommend it to the faint of heart. Is Long Life still available, that was my beer of choice as a teenager?
You disgust me.
pint of Long Life and twenty Piccadilly, ta.
..proper fags they were. I can say this with a sanguine air since I stopped smoking again (for the 7th time at least) last November.
I've often wondered how many fags I smoked up till then and so I did a rough calculation. Now, I would say that I was a reasonably moderate smoker and at one point I gave up fags for nearly 7 years, but the estimate I came up with was that I have smoked approximately 88,000 cigarettes in my life. I also did a booze calcualtion, and again I say this with some equanimity, cos I also gave up booze in November. Now bear in mind that my drinking, whilst it has been somewhat excessive at times (most of my teens and a fair bit in my 40s), has also been relatively modest overall. I nevertheless calculated that I have drunk in the region of 33,000 pints of beer, around 12,000 shorts and in the region of 5,000 bottles of wine...
'bout two days after they discovered AIDS.