Goofy

"...never forget when I stumbled out of a pub one Sunday afternoon.

Blinded by the light, a little worse for wear and a touch befuddled,

I thought I was hallucinating as a bloke came riding up Ealing Rd on the back of an elephant."

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN6zFN8cAPs 

 - Boston becomes Bosston! -

Madman drummers bummers, Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feelin' kinda older, I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin, the calliope crashed to the groundSome all-hot half-shot was headin' for the hot spot snappin' his fingers clappin' his hands
And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot with a whatnot in her hand

Now Scott with a slingshot finially found a tender spot and throws his lover in the sand
And some bloodshot forget-me-not said daddy's within earshot save the buckshot, turn up the band

And she was Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light

Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone preacher from the east
Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone, that's where they expect it least"
And some new-mown chaperone was standin' in the corner, watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-sown moonstone was messin' with his frozen zone, reminding him of romance

or was it a Bernard Manning joke?