Goof....and any other folk who may have come into contact with beer.

Boston R
7 March, 2010 - 22:35

Whatever happened to Watney's Stingo ?  I see Sam Smith's has a product of the same name, but it's not the stuff I used to drink. 

My Wife's facial features adopt a strange gauntness when that beverage is mentioned.

Apparently, I did some rather stupid things as a younger man, much due to the influence of half a pint of Guinness topped up with said barley wine.

Sorry to say

Goofy
7 March, 2010 - 23:45
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that particular brew is not one I know/knew.  In truth my Barley Wine experience is limited to "Carly Barley" which was a mix of Special Brew and Barley Wine popular at Reading parties of the early 1980s, with "hilarious" consequences...

Blimey fecking heck it's a bit strong!!!!!!!!!!!!

walterfallon
8 March, 2010 - 00:39
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Barley wine is your only man!  I first drank the nectar of the gods in the Union tavern in Pimlico when I was stationed in Chelsea barracks(is it still there, the pub that is ?) Peggy the barmaid had a pair of tits that could feed the nation.  Around that time I found the team that played the football we all aspire to.  Go on ya good thing Q P R.  P. S. Good luck to Golden bollocks Colin. 

Goofstah, seriously...

Boston R
8 March, 2010 - 03:58
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...you're a Reading personoid ?  There's me thinking you're a transplant. Still, Reading is the new West London, twenty years from now it'll be Hungerford, another ten and that Don will squatting on the new White City Estate.

Nah, not a proper Redingensian

Goofy
8 March, 2010 - 18:47
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dad was from Barfett Street and mum's a Canning Town girl, they moved out shortly before I made an appearance, moved around various locations in Bucks, Kent and Wiltshire before settling in Reading in the mid-seventies.

Stingo

Tim Nice But
8 March, 2010 - 11:50
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I used to imbibe in cider and barley wine when I was a yoof. The local under age pub, which was run by the mayor at that time, used to serve it to us. U remember the Watneys Stingo bottle with the 'strong arms' looped over it..... Eventually they stopped serving us that particular combo, they reckoned it was too strong for us, but in a typically astute, well thought through, master class of local government vigilanteism, we were allowed to continue buying Stingo, just not mixed with cider. So, a pint of cider and a bottle of Stingo please........... That helped.

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Guinness and Stingo

morphine apiary
8 March, 2010 - 16:40
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Yes Boz I used to drink that many moons ago. The head on it was so thick you could place loose change and subbuteo players on it without fear of them submerging. But the muted trumpet emantions from my anus!!! twas horibilis!

You carried ...

Donaldo
8 March, 2010 - 17:31
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Subbuteo players with you to the pub?

I imagine it was an historical reinactment

battletank
8 March, 2010 - 18:08
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of the song 'Show Me the Way to Go Home'...

 

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S.O.N.I.C
8 March, 2010 - 19:07

on the last day of term, when they let you bring your toys into school.

Don do you have something to confess

exile
8 March, 2010 - 19:34
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The local under age pub, which was run by the mayor at that time, used to serve it to us.

Always knew you were some dodgy sort....

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BazWoT
8 March, 2010 - 20:04
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snakebite or what :o

That Green Man was to blame

Boston R
8 March, 2010 - 23:25
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...or to be precise, an old retired ex soldier who frequented the public bar. He was well in his 70's, me a mere 18 yr old, still doing my drinking apprenticeship when he introduced me to the magic of Stingo. Told me he'd started drinking the Guinness, barley wine combo during the war, as they had little time and even less money to spend on getting blotto. Anyway, I dunno how Insom remembers farting, because it was the only liquid I ever consumed that left all recollection from mid evening on, completely wiped. Looking back the owd git was probably trying to bugger me, gawd knows he might have.

Had to be

BazWoT
9 March, 2010 - 02:41
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a pub in Wemberlee

Not guilty ...

Donaldo
9 March, 2010 - 00:20
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... that time.

 

This stingo..

regoftherangers
9 March, 2010 - 03:11
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could not possibly have been the same as that they used to brew ( and maybe still do?) at the Blue Anchor in Helston, Cornwall, could it? There should definitely have been a law against that stuff. When a youth, I and other mates on a beer and mars bar tour of the county ended up near drowned in the boating lake over the road after no more than a pint each, which was a good effort considering the water was only a foot deep. As for the foul contagion, it was impossible to see through the glass from one side to the other, had living things swimming in it and tasted like old socks and bisto with a hint of swede. But, oh by the great Bacchus, it did the job.

Local Version

Boston R
9 March, 2010 - 03:16
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Would be my guess.

You'd

BazWoT
9 March, 2010 - 03:32
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know :o

Reggie, you were pissed mate

Boston R
9 March, 2010 - 03:54
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http://www.spingoales.com/

That's the one

regoftherangers
9 March, 2010 - 09:46
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SEIZE HIM, SERGEANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Underage Drinking........

Tim Nice But
9 March, 2010 - 13:03
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I was, of course well beyond legal the age of alchohol consumption by the time I started frequenting said establishment. Prior to that it was The White Hart in school uniform of a friday lunchtime. They believed we were in the upper sixth, alledgedly.

Underage drinking is obviously the scourge of the yoof of today, and as such not to be condoned. I was a miscreant and now look back and hang my head in shame, honest.

        Tim Nice But....Where's Me Halo?

Underage Drinking........

Tim Nice But
9 March, 2010 - 13:03
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I was, of course well beyond legal the age of alchohol consumption by the time I started frequenting said establishment. Prior to that it was The White Hart in school uniform of a friday lunchtime. They believed we were in the upper sixth, alledgedly.

Underage drinking is obviously the scourge of the yoof of today, and as such not to be condoned. I was a miscreant and now look back and hang my head in shame, honest.

        Tim Nice But....Where's Me Halo?

White Hart

Boston R
9 March, 2010 - 14:02
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Edgware perchance ?

Stingo v Spingo

morphine apiary
9 March, 2010 - 18:12
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I've tasted the charms of both. Stingo is a rich sweet libation almost sherry-esque. Spingo is a rustic ale, more watery than the former, bitter but softened with a hint of flowers and fox-vomit. You cannot stand a subbuteo player atop a pint of Spingo and you cannot stand up after 5 pints of either.

in the case of spingo, make that

regoftherangers
9 March, 2010 - 20:02
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draw breath.

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