And they encourage kids to do this, you say? They should bring back National Service. Or hanging.
A Knob Eating Contest described as Family Fun. Well the first time since I happened upon the Fred West Day Parade while travelling through Gloucestershire.
... of a knob and spoon race. Does the race start before the knobbing, and finish after the spooning? Sounds familiar, in a post-pub-just-want-to-get-some-sleep kind of way..
Not so sure about the knob painting. Is it one's knob that is painted, or is it painting with one's knob?
Tuesday is give karma to Anonymous day.
Good clean healthy family fun.
Although I think I may have won the 'Spot the Knob' contest...
I tell you, Dorset is a hotbed of filth and depravity.
and you think you won?
The more I say that, the more I'm convinced it sounds unsavoury...
and trust me I'm an expert.