This evening has been.... confusingly confrontational
Jay-Zus!

... get the Somalians on board ... christians / muslims / uxbrudge roadians ...
tenuous ... WHATEVER!
Education, Education, Education
I don't pretend to understand the sociological weirdness of the the US, but education is what's needed.
You must go out on to the streets and proclaim the magic of Queens Park Rangers and the blue and white hoops and invoke the spirits of: Marsh, Bowles, Currie, Byrne, Sir Les. Francis, Given, Thomas, Clement, Gillard, Hunt, Langley, Springett and Springett. Lazarus, Venables, Sanderson. In no particular order, except that Marsh and Bowles must always come first.
That should see you alright.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F are the FA doing?
You need to try
Dom "Moose" Lewis' new "fundamental" basketball league
http://deadspin.com/5505315/whites+only-basketball-promoter-still-not-a-racist-but-really-is
Let's play ball.

....I have just returned from a buying an evening meal in a slightly less salubrious part of the world than the one which I reside in. My choice of evening wear was that rather sporting (for the trimmer figured), long sleeved Rangers rugby style shirt. Imagine my surprise to receive a disparaging comment regarding my dress sense, as I strolled across the parking lot in 'the grrrhetto', then to get even more shite talk as I waited for my delicious gourmet 'genuine southern fried' dinner. Having a gene deficency that makes me prone to talking when I should shut up, I am rapidly making matters worse, in total oblivion to what the fark is actually going on.
For I've finally twigged....Basketball is big in some demographics, and this is the semi, or the Final Four, which is as high on my list of interests as erm..cricket.
http://www.dukeband.org/