Euros, transfers, favourite books, political conspiracies, jokes...
That creative writing group wasn't a waste of time then!
30 May, 2012 - 12:16
"the powers that be want WW3". I find myself adding "with a cup of tea and a chimpanzee". Could we get the Beastie Boys to record it? Or, just for the video, the Saturdays?
Rodgers & Hammerstein ... Bacharach and David ... Jones and Saunders.
But don't think I didn't notice the ellipsis abuse.
More from Walt, in the Colonies
30 May, 2012 - 01:48
Tit fot Tat.
30 May, 2012 - 13:23
Love and understanding.
A Very NYC Answer to the Mosque at Ground Zero
Comedian Greg Gutfled had the following commentary on his show "Red Eye"
last night...
So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near
Ground Zero claim it's all about strengthening the relationship between the
Muslim and non-Muslim world.
As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after
all, if they buy the land and they follow the law -
who can stop them?
Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing.
I'm announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay
bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best
express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the
mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.
This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have
pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and
tolerance.
As you know, the Muslim faith doesn't look kindly upon homosexuality, which
is why I'm building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and
reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.
The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly
to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature
non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be
open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their
sexuality under wraps - but still want to dance.
Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I
am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their
center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.
My place, however, will have better music.
Some proposed names...
The Queer'an
Gaybraham's
Mohommie's Retreat
The 72nd virgin
Jihad Me at Hello
The Gay Allahs
Allahu Gaybar
The Sphinx-ter
Queer Eye for the Jihad Guy
The Homo Side Bomber
Jihad's and Rods
Weapons of Ass Destruction
Allahs in Wonderland
Midnight at the Oasis
Mecca inn & out
SCUD Marks
Khomeini Men, Kholittle Time
Mo's Hole
Allah Akbar and Grill
Osama bin Dover
..come on someone, I need my fix..