Fair play to the directors who cut away to pictures of some painted-up, flag-bedecked horn bags at every opportunity. Makes the prospect of another 15 mins of Adrian-fucking-Chiles almost bearable. Almost.
Yin and yuck, that sort of thing. If you going to show everyone a face like a three week old Doner with Chilesy sauce, you have to compensate with a five course banquet.
That said all the girlies in Eastern Europe are absolutely gorgeous, it's why they built the Iron curtain, to keep them all hidden from us lascivious, decadent, Westerners.
"They mostly come out at night, mostly."
He simply can't not be a fucking bell-end. Also, I think another task should be added to the labours of Hercules: making Roy Keane laugh out loud. If the world has spawned a more miserable sod than this man, I would be astonished. I bet the candles on his birthday cake snuff themselves!
I think he just hates losing, which is fair enough. And unfortunately Ireland haven't been very good in this tournament.
Which surprised me, I really thought they'd make more of it. Not that I expected them to get very far, but all those early goals killed them. A bit like the Rangers last season in some games.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F are the FA doing?
....never 'eard of 'im.
...parents tell their children about to scare them into being good.
"If you keep on setting fire to the cat, Adrian Chiles will come in the night and take you away", that sort of thing.
Why is it that advertisers think that the best way to part me from my cash during the competition is to get Brian Blessed to shout pseudo-Shakespearean, cod-patriotic bollocks at a volume comparable to a nuclear assault? It's bad enough watching the disembodied head of Ray Winstone get involved in self-congratulatory 'No, you're the daddy'-isms without having my eardrums burst by BB flogging Always Ultra or whatever.
...full of British people shouting at us to buy shoddy south east asian made crap.
... is that all the 'Englishness' is being used to advertise a Danish product. Those behind it should be hanged. Publicly. And soon.
but isn't it time to let it go?
The attack on Chippenham. That bloody Guthrum and the breaking of the peace.
Still, we showed them at Ethendune. That's after the Northumbrians, Mercians, Kentish and East Anglians had all folded.
Are you suggesting it's tme to move on? Pah!
I can assure you they never had a go at the Windsor Castle.
... dodgy networks and double posts.
I somehow doubt it. However them being relegated must of brought a smile to the old curmudgeon
I’m known as Exile and I know where you live.
when it comes to Wolverfuckingcunterhampton and that linesman at Norwich.
Eric Cuntona (1996) - fucking bumtard