Elliott Ward

How does one..

battletank
9 March, 2010 - 12:37
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... twist a testicle?  Is 'specialised' apparatus required?  Certainly not something I'm an expert at, but I'd imagine finding enough purchase on one to twist it to be quite tricky.  Squeeze, prod, or otherwise applying a force, yes, absolutely, makes sense.  But a twist suggests two opposing rotational forces - quite a tricky manoeuvre, and certainly one that I would imagine impossible without the subject being either willing or incapacitated.

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Not Sure But....

Tim Nice But
9 March, 2010 - 12:43
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Maybe it's sick and twisted, and just needed therapy?

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I've done a little research.

battletank
9 March, 2010 - 12:51
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And frankly, I wish I hadn't.  It's the sort of thing any man might lose a lot of sleep over.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion

"Testicular torsion is a surgical emergency that needs immediate surgical intervention. If treated within 6 hours, there is an excellent chance of saving the testicle. Within 12 hours the rate decreases to 70%, within 24 hours is 20%, and after 24 hours the rate approaches 0. (eMedicineHealth) Once the testicle is dead it must be removed to prevent gangrenous infection."

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research

S.O.N.I.C
9 March, 2010 - 13:01

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgRvTOSbvvk

 

Get him a pint to help him recover

Donaldo
9 March, 2010 - 14:04
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A common injury ...

morphine apiary
9 March, 2010 - 16:58
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... in the Victorian workhouse where it was known as a 'scrotumble'. As referenced in the old music hall number: Old Charley Mutton caught his knackers in a loom.

Cracking Beer

exile
10 March, 2010 - 10:42
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Definitely one of my favourites.

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