Barton Banned From Fleetwood

dorsetranger

23 July, 2012 - 21:31

Well, he soon will be at any rate.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11711/7929296/

I was once handcuffed in Morecombe

Boston R (not verified)

23 July, 2012 - 23:08

but common decency and respect for women, refrains me from giving more details

My first thought was..

Hubris Goat

24 July, 2012 - 11:08

..good on the lad.

I think he's alright.

My first thought was

morphine apiary

24 July, 2012 - 11:28

well they are one short of a 5-a-side team

Its just rumours..

JJB (not verified)

24 July, 2012 - 12:12

Its just rumours..

Wow!

Donaldo

24 July, 2012 - 16:54

Art Garfunkel, a cut-price Ming the Merciless, Crystal Tipps (sans Alistair) and Dickie Bird? That's some supergroup.

Can see Joey doing the MSL soccerball circuit

morphine apiary

24 July, 2012 - 17:34

Tampa Bay Rowdies, Pittsburgh Paycheque Pirates, Cincinatti Crystal Meth .. they'd all love him

'And here comes Joey Barton in the Arkansas Chugabug... Wait, he's just chinned Dick Dastardly for cutting him up up the lights! Mutley's wading in to help but Barton has simply shoed him in the bollocks before returning to Dastardly to deliver a series of crushing blows to the big man's larynx, leaving him gasping out his cartoon life by the side of this cheaply animated road. And, what's this...? He's tweeting offensive remarks about the Anthill Mob's stature whilst claiming to be better than Scott Parker...'