Well, he soon will be at any rate.
but common decency and respect for women, refrains me from giving more details
..good on the lad.
I think he's alright.
well they are one short of a 5-a-side team
Its just rumours..
Art Garfunkel, a cut-price Ming the Merciless, Crystal Tipps (sans Alistair) and Dickie Bird? That's some supergroup.
Tampa Bay Rowdies, Pittsburgh Paycheque Pirates, Cincinatti Crystal Meth .. they'd all love him
'And here comes Joey Barton in the Arkansas Chugabug... Wait, he's just chinned Dick Dastardly for cutting him up up the lights! Mutley's wading in to help but Barton has simply shoed him in the bollocks before returning to Dastardly to deliver a series of crushing blows to the big man's larynx, leaving him gasping out his cartoon life by the side of this cheaply animated road. And, what's this...? He's tweeting offensive remarks about the Anthill Mob's stature whilst claiming to be better than Scott Parker...'
"Penelope Pitstop. Would you smash it?"
We all would. Although Wilma Flintstone wouldn't have to ask me twice either.