One tiny moment of levity in the Dorset household. Trying to explain my antipathy for John Terry to my four year old son I said that 'Terry is a cheat and a racist.' 'What's a racist?' 'Someone who doesn't like black people'. My son thought for a moment before replying: 'Maybe we should kick him in the nuts'.
Out of the mouths of babes...
Wife has taken son and daughter out. Alcoholic rage imminent.
Wife and children may not return after this. And to compound the misery, I heard in commentary that we paid £8.5m for Shaun Wright-Phillips. Kind of sums it up for me.
Cisse! The fightback is on!
Is it me or is Djibril Cisse's beard eerily reminiscent of King Neptune?
the dog left the room, for some inexplicable reason.
On reflection, a good decision on his part.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F are the FA doing?
...the dog left you a message.