After 20 mins

29 April, 2012 - 13:54

One tiny moment of levity in the Dorset household. Trying to explain my antipathy for John Terry to my four year old son I said that 'Terry is a cheat and a racist.' 'What's a racist?' 'Someone who doesn't like black people'. My son thought for a moment before replying: 'Maybe we should kick him in the nuts'.

Out of the mouths of babes...

After 24 mins

29 April, 2012 - 13:57
dorsetranger's picture

Wife has taken son and daughter out. Alcoholic rage imminent.

After 80 mins

29 April, 2012 - 15:13
dorsetranger's picture

Wife and children may not return after this. And to compound the misery, I heard in commentary that we paid £8.5m for Shaun Wright-Phillips. Kind of sums it up for me.

Yeeesssss!

29 April, 2012 - 15:15
dorsetranger's picture

Cisse! The fightback is on!

Is it me or is Djibril Cisse's beard eerily reminiscent of King Neptune?

No more to be said.

29 April, 2012 - 15:26
dorsetranger's picture

Oh yes there is. On 50 seconds

29 April, 2012 - 16:27
sixties's picture

the dog left the room, for some inexplicable reason.

On reflection, a good decision on his part.

__________________

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F are the FA doing?

Look under the dining room table

Boston R (not verified)
29 April, 2012 - 19:44

...the dog left you a message.

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