Non-stop hustle and bustle. Like Piccadilly Circus in rush hour.
Bad-a-bing bad-a-bang... we start the season with a......
...typical, predictable loss. So predictable in fact that even Michael Fish predicted it. So predictable that even Cassandra was believed when she foretold this barely 3,000 years ago. So predictable that Nostradamus didn't even bother to disguise it in some gnomic epigram, he just wrote 'PNE v QPR first game of the season, it's got 1-0 nil written all over it.'
But does that mean the rest of the season will be dire? Of course not! I predict we will win a game, at some point!