Who's there?Wurlitzer.Wurlitzer who?Wurlitzer a one for the money...
Over to you, you hordes of posters
Knock KnockWho's there?Biggish.Biggish who?already bought one thanks...
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Knock KnockWho's there?Europe.Europe who?
No I'm not.
Knock KnockWho's there?Opportunity.
Don't tell lies, opportunity doesn't Knock twice.
Whos there?DejaDeja who?Knock knock
There was a young lady from Foolham,And she did,And the pigs didn't get it,And rules are for conformists.
Tim Nice But .... A Rebel Without A Clue
Knock knock, who's there?Hike. Hike who? Let me finish The rest for yous
(little Irish/Japanese version I knock knocked up)
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Knock knock, Hoos thereEvil LesEvil Les who?Yep, both of us
Tim Nice But... Hai Thank You
Knock KnockWhose there?Is he?What?Hoo's there,Is he?What?......My head hurts.
Tim Nice But.... Confusion Reigns Supreme
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Knock KnockWho's there?Tim But...Tim But who?
Knock KnockDid you heat that?Yeah, but we've dug the hole now and nailed the lid shut, may as well bury them.That was cheaper than a divorce.
K'nock K'nockYou'll never get in mateEven in Wales
Knock KnockWho's there?WooWoo Hoo?Bloody happy clappers! Schteve Out!
Tim Nice But.... Pre-emptive
Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock KnockWho's there?Grandpaeffin hell! quick, open the coffin.