Knock, knock

  1. 2 months ago

    hubris goat

    Jun 2 Moderator
    Edited 2 months ago by hubris goat

    Who's there?
    Wurlitzer.
    Wurlitzer who?
    Wurlitzer a one for the money...

    Over to you, you hordes of posters

  2. Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Biggish.
    Biggish who?
    already bought one thanks...

  3. Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Europe.
    Europe who?

    No I'm not.

  4. Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Opportunity.

    Don't tell lies, opportunity doesn't Knock twice.

  5. Whos there?
    Deja
    Deja who?
    Knock knock

  6. There was a young lady from Foolham,
    And she did,
    And the pigs didn't get it,
    And rules are for conformists.

    Tim Nice But .... A Rebel Without A Clue

  7. hubris goat

    Jun 7 Moderator

    Knock knock, who's there?
    Hike. Hike who? Let me finish
    The rest for yous

    (little Irish/Japanese version I knock knocked up)

  8. Knock knock,
    Hoos there
    Evil Les
    Evil Les who?
    Yep, both of us

    Tim Nice But... Hai Thank You

  9. Knock Knock
    Whose there?
    Is he?
    What?
    Hoo's there,
    Is he?
    What?......
    My head hurts.

    Tim Nice But.... Confusion Reigns Supreme

  10. hubris goat

    Jun 11 Moderator

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Tim But...
    Tim But who?

  11. Edited 2 months ago by Sonic

    Knock Knock
    Did you heat that?
    Yeah, but we've dug the hole now and nailed the lid shut, may as well bury them.
    That was cheaper than a divorce.

  12. hubris goat

    Jun 12 Moderator

    K'nock K'nock
    You'll never get in mate
    Even in Wales

  13. Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Woo
    Woo Hoo?
    Bloody happy clappers! Schteve Out!

    Tim Nice But.... Pre-emptive

  14. Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Grandpa
    effin hell! quick, open the coffin.

  15. 7 weeks ago

    hubris goat

    Jul 3 Moderator

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Neymar.
    Neymar who?
    Neymar rolling around like a feckin eejit mate.

 

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