...blows listlessly across the snowy plains of qpr.org. ..
It's a bit of a desolate landscape in qpr.org. ... Hard to entice the unwary in without a siren's song. Best not to use the police siren song, that tends to put even the innocent off. I'd go with a scantily clad siren with come to bed eyes; it'd work for me, probably.
Tim Nice But ... Managed To Avoid Any Cocteau Twins Reference