Yes, i'lll be spending my first Christmas in Olde England for many a year. Brighton and Wolves away, Ipswich at home. I'll take three draws.
Yes, i'lll be spending my first Christmas in Olde England for many a year. Brighton and Wolves away, Ipswich at home. I'll take three draws.
You'll need three draws over here in winter. It's a bit parky (other outer garments are available - I'd suggest a donkey jacket; the poor man's crombie).
Tim Nice But ... I'll Get Me Coat
Fellah, you don't know what a winter is!
Don't know what winter is? I'll have you know I can clearly remember one year the snow almost reached the top of the grass on our lawn. It was like a white sheet with tiny green polka dots. That was a rough winter young fella me lad and no mistake. Another half inch at it would've reached the top of my shoes. There was a bit of a chill in the air too, I had to wear a tank top over my spoon collar shirt.
Tim Nice But .... Ice Cold In Alice (But That's A Different Story)
@Tim Nice But Tim Nice But .... Ice Cold In Alice (But That's A Different Story)
And one we'd rather not hear!
Oh I don't know, the Rabbits coat didn't get that colour because it was the middle of the summer.
I always thought there was a dark sexual meaning to that Chas n Dave song...
Tim Nice But ... She's Got More Rabbits Than Sainsburys ( Other Stockists Are Available)
Do Sainsbury's actually stock rabbits?
I seem to recall some public outrage from The Sun when one of the supermarkets opened a 'rabbit section'. But I think it might've been Asda - which might explain the spank me advert on the tele?
Tim Nice But ... The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Ah, you see I never watch adverts, so I wouldn't know what the spank me ad is all about....
I saw The Adverts at Brunel University in 1977.
Gaye Advert on bass guitar ....phwooaarr...got this hormonal teen all in a tizz i can tell thee.
Sainsbury's do indeed sell rabbit.
I hope this helps
Thank you, Mr Biscuits.
Ells I saw Gaye Bykers on Acid once.
I mean the band, I wasn't on acid at the time watching homosexual motorcyclists ride past.
I don't watch adverts often, I tend to zone out when they're on, go get a beer out of the fridge, or a cuppa, have a slash, whatever. But I distinctly remember once half watching the tele, half mind wandering off into an alternative universe, when the whole zoning out thing went a step further. One minute I wasn't concentrating then the world went quiet, my peripheral vision faded and the tele almost glowed, burning into my psyche. There was a perfectly denim wrapped pair of cheeks being smacked by their owner as the female shopper mouthed "spank me" through her f**k me red lipstick coated lips ( an official colour, honest). I've since been told she actually said "Asda price", but I swear that's not what I heard.
Tim Nice But ... Must've Been The Mind Expanding Drugs (Courtesy Of Vivian Stanshall)
well I've searched long and er hard and I just can't find that advert timbo, now you've got me all riled up.
Hmmm, that's not quite what you advertised....
It was the best I could do under the circumstances. Doing a search on t'interweb using fook me red lipstick and spank me was likely to tarnish my innocence.
Tim Nice But ... As Pure As The Driven Snow
I'v e never eaten rabbit in the U.K., but I did have many a bolognesed bunny when I was arsing around in Italy.
Oh yes, that are delicious, if you cut them up into very small pieces they taste just like erm rabbit.